1. We deliver instantly. Be prepared!
2. We have every kind of wave. Just ask!
3. We do not do Mexican waves. Don’t ask.
4. Sunday is our day of rest. Do not disturb!

We recommend:

1. Surf waves – stand at your front door in your swimwear
2. Energy waves – lie down at your front door, ready to be energized
3. Hair waves – not available for bald men. Bald women please enquire

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