Wonderful! I ordered a full Hawaiian, it was delivered to my door instantly and I really enjoyed surfing it. My neighbours didn’t even get wet. I don’t know how they do it! ~ Iris G, Blackburn

Wiggly waves! Aquaboogie baby! You can dance underwater and not get wet! Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop, psychoalphadiscobetabiohumanyouloop ~ Parliament, 1978

I do not believe it! I swear I do not believe it! ~ John McEnroe

They have hair waves to rival my own! ~ Donald Trump